hey guys! Important thing:

I have given my fabulous friend castle-jumps my tumblr password and changed it. My grades and my focus are in the shitter so I’m hoping this might help with that. Don’t unfollow me! I’ll be back soon enough

bakasara:

onamelancholyhill:

And if something tries to bust in…?

Let’s say John taught him wrong.

But Dean is teaching well:

DON’T COME HERE WITH YOUR PERFECT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT GO AWAY

binggreengellerbuffaytribbiani:

ross geller yelling

henryclervals:

i should not have done this

alpacarie:

raggedydean:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

someone please reverse this gif

ur wish has been granted

ohanameansfandom:

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:

Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

this is great

jellobatch:

afrogrrrlxvx:

phoenixfloe:

Labor Pain Simulation
“Women exaggerate everything.” LOL
This is pure gold.

They still only got a fraction of what it’s like. Hah!

Only a man would think squeezing a baby the size if a football out of a cavern the size of a large walnut would think we’re “exaggerating” the pain.

ealsopart:

AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING

goatmusk:

i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

I felt like destroying something beautiful.

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

royharper:

#my favorite thing is when people refuse to do the thing

pastashovel:

Cobra Starship - “Hollaback Boy” 

UH HUH HOLY SHIT IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GET OFF MY DICK

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality